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aikidomayland got on a discussion about wolves/werewolves. He jokingly started going "Aroooooooooooooo."

I decided ok, and I did the same. But with a slight difference. I went "Ooooooooooooooh! OOOOOOOOHH!"

He looked at me funny.

( I said )

Current 'Tude silly

A man walked into a bar. "I'd like a pint of ale, and some of those helicopter potato chips."

Bartender, "Sorry, all we have is plane."

*scampers away giggling*

Current 'Tude silly

aikidomayland and I have decided on what car to get. A Subaru Forester. We were discussing what color, and he said black or dark blue are not good, as they aren't that visible.

I suggested green and he said it would be the same problem of visibility.

So I agreed, seeing as we will be taking it to outdoor archery events. I guess green would be bad because ( PUN ALERT!!! )

Current 'Tude silly

Barely alive,when they both spot in the distance what looks to be an oasis. They walk towards it, and as they get closer they notice that it's a bush with different types of cured meats... bacon, prosciutto, etc etc. Dying of starvation, one of them rushes towards the bush. He is suddenly gunned down. Mortally wounded, he crawls back to the other man and gasps ( punchline here )

Current 'Tude silly
Location, Location... lounge room

She is always welcome, more like family than just friend. After some gossip and chitchat, and watching silly Bertie the Cockatiel be a bit of a show off, she asks "Subway for lunch?" I grin like Cheshire cat.

She says "I'll go to the loo, first.."

( And I said )

Current 'Tude satisfied

( a most fearsome cult! )

I received this from 4 sources in one week. Don't remember which I got it from first, so no being snarky, ok?

Current 'Tude hiding

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