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Barely alive,when they both spot in the distance what looks to be an oasis. They walk towards it, and as they get closer they notice that it's a bush with different types of cured meats... bacon, prosciutto, etc etc. Dying of starvation, one of them rushes towards the bush. He is suddenly gunned down. Mortally wounded, he crawls back to the other man and gasps

RUN! It's an HAM-BUSH!!!

Date: 2006-04-29 11:25 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shrydar.livejournal.com
Kill me now! :)

MUhahahahaha

Date: 2006-04-29 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anysia.livejournal.com
Nah,better to watch you suffer and squirm! Muahahahahahaha!

Date: 2006-04-29 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berserkir.livejournal.com
You make baby jesus cry...

:P

*blush*

Date: 2006-04-29 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anysia.livejournal.com
You say the sweetest things. :)

Date: 2006-04-29 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] replyhazy.livejournal.com
Every time you tell a joke like that, a kitten kills a god.

*giggle*

Date: 2006-04-30 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anysia.livejournal.com
Incorrigible punster...should never be "incorriged"

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