Listening to the Voices in My Head

It was bad enough that you showed up on December 24th in the 30 minutes I wasn't at home. What do your drivers do? Wait to see the cars/people leave just so they can do a dump a card and run? Nevertheless, my complaint is this: You offered a service online, to reschedule the deliver for December 27, AND I tucked the card into the screen door as per request.

Thank you for not bothering to show up. But that still isn't the kicker. I called to voice my concerns, only to be told that the website wasn't "New" and should have offered me Monday, December 30th as the next available delivery date. Well, you saw my request for the 12/27 delivery, and had all my information, including email and phone number, and you didn't see fit to contact me to tell me about this? So I wasted my entire day waiting for a delivery that wasn't going to arrive?

Screw you... seriously, screw you.

Just a little hint: if you have to fold/spindle/damage a postal package to get it into the letterbox, it might behoove you to take 10 seconds to come up the driveway, and knock on my front door, which I will answer in 15 seconds, maybe 30.

Luckily for you, Postie, the book inside the parcel wasn't damaged (as far as I can tell) but it looks like the "Private and Confidential" parcel is a bit chewed up on the bottom and top. Mostly from your cramming it into a too small letterbox, up against the lock of it. If it's too badly mangled to maintain professionalism, Wing will be contacting you, and chances are someone is going to need iron underwear after the ass chewing he politely gives them.

Have a nice day.

I was home today. I was sitting in my lounge room which overlooks the driveway. I had the curtain pulled aside so I could see if anyone pulled up in the driveway. I even had the front door open, with the security screen door securely latched, as an obvious sign there was someone at home. Aus Post delivered an item without a hitch.

Imagine my surprise when I go to my mail box, open it up and find a "Sorry to have missed you" card in there from DHL Driver #36.

No DHL van pulled into the driveway, no one knocked on the door. Even if I wouldn't have heard it, Keito the not so Brave would have come running in here to hide, a clear sign someone had knocked on the door. And with me in the lounge room which overlooks the driveway, I know no one came up it.

This has become common place with you, DHL Driver #36, and you know something, I'm fed up with it. Yes, I called to arrange delivery for tomorrow, something I've had to do too often, and I have also filed a complaint about this. I know you're on a schedule, but my time is also valuable to me.

Maybe next time DHL Driver #36, you will stop doing a drive by card drop, and actually knock on the f**king door!

Have a nice day!