My response to a common comment

[anysia]

When I hear people bragging their house is so clean you can eat off the floors, or people who demand that level of clean..... "I own plates."

Comments

[tupelo.livejournal.com]

Personally, I consider my house clean if you don't immediately have to throw away any item you drop.

[anysia.livejournal.com]

Another one is: if you don't get the urge to wipe your feet after you leave, then it's all good.

[meljane.livejournal.com]

I think I would be exhausted all the time if I tryed getting our floors so clean we could eat off them , I like a bit of chaos and with budgies flying around most of the time its kind of hard to keep our house clean .

Plus eww why would you eat off the floors and I would add if its so clean lets see you eat off the floor then .

Plus according to health experts having your house really clean is bad for you .

I still can't believe my Step grandmother from hell(yes she really is evil) cleans her entire house everyday , there is no way I could do that .

[anysia.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe my Step grandmother from hell(yes she really is evil) cleans her entire house everyday , there is no way I could do that .

That's because sex isn't something she does, so she has to unload that excess energy somehow.

[cassie-o.livejournal.com]

I just love that. :)

[anysia.livejournal.com]

Feel free to use it when any pretentious person comments about eating off the floors. heh ;)

[cassie-o.livejournal.com]

My mother-in-law says I don't keep the place clean enough and it should be clean enough the kids can eat off it. :)

Tell her this

[anysia.livejournal.com]

Keeping a house too clean can cause immune deficiencies in children, causing acute allergic reactions to common substances.

Also, my grandma used to say "Have to eat a peck of dirt before it'll kill ya."