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I read about how a guy with an orthopedic insole in his shoe wasn't allowed to board a plane because it was 'gel'.

I guess all those women with fake tits won't be boarding either?

Date: 2006-08-13 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gandalf379.livejournal.com
Nuckin futz...
Nuff said! LOL
This worldjust gets more and more stupid by the hour...

Date: 2006-08-13 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meljane.livejournal.com
Yee gods they really are paranoid .

That would be a hell of headline " Women with breast implants banned from flying in public planes "

Date: 2006-08-13 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottscidmore.livejournal.com
Actually, I thought of that a couple of years ago. The implants that are filled to the exact volume wanted could be filled with one of several different liquid or gel explosives. Current tech would not detect, and I suspect a D or larger cup might drop the functional IQ of the TSA personal (men and women, there's been a number of complaints of women being groped by female TSA workers).

I believe that going to D cup from a smaller B or less will give a capacity of at least a liter of HE, plenty to blow a hole in the airplane. If larger is needed, there's always a fairly advanced 'pregnancy'.

Most people associated with Fatherland security seem to read way too many bad spy novels and/or watch too many Hollywood productions.

Date: 2006-08-13 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drhoz.livejournal.com
and not one of these new measures will stop another Lockerbie - a radio in the cargohold packed with high explosive

Date: 2006-08-14 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassie-o.livejournal.com
I just an not looking forward to a trip on a plane in 2 weeks.

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