Listening to the Voices in My Head

Citizenship test

You answered 95% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

I emailed feedback as requested.

Considering I had to dust off grey matter, as it's been 30 yrs since
high school history, and one I had to completely guess at, as I
wouldn't have a clue whicn INS form I would need to fill out to apply
for citizenship, I didn't do too badly.

That being said, that sort of history test doesn't mean a damned
thing. Anyone can spout facts and historical data, it's not going to
be a good measure as to who will be a good or bad candidate for
citizenship.

The Democratic Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to the Democrats

Your score is 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.