Listening to the Voices in My Head

Just how 'secure' is your secure area?

How the f&&k could someone, obviously in your employ, steal our personalized license plates from your 'secure' auction house, and blithely walk out with them?

You'll investigate, you say? Oh goodie! (dripping sarcasm here) Have fun checking video from all those cameras I saw there... that's *if* they weren't just dummy camera shells.


Investigate? Fuq that. Would have been better it for you to have vetted your workers. I don't give a rats ass about your 'investigating'. We want our number plates back.

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STORY!

A local charity, Camera Recycle Project, an organization that collects used camera gear and lends it out to young people with a passion for photography who can't afford to buy gear. It was robbed of almost 90% of its inventory. A police report was filed, but it never hurts to cover all bases. This list has been sent to local used camera resellers and pawn shops.

List of Cameras and gear stolen from "Camera Recycle Project"

Olympus EP-1 with blue leather case (had 14mm pancake lens on it)
1 Olympus EP-2 (silver) with 18-55 mm lens
1 Canon 450D (black) with battery grip (18-55mm lens)
1 Canon 350D (silver) with black 50mm lens
1 Nikon D200 (50 mm lens)
1 Nikon D5100 (black) with fold-out screen (11-18 mm lens on it)
1 Nikon D70 (black)
1 Nikon D 60 (black)
2 Nikon Coolpix
2 Olympus Ultrazooms (UZ450) - one silver, one black
Assorted point-and-shoots (black Nikon Coolpix, silver Nikon Coolpix, pink Samsung, black Samsung)
Assorted SD cards, CF cards

Available Serial numbers:

Olympus EP1 Black - B3B505144
Nikon D40 - 8003232
Olympus SP 560UZ - L79206022
Olympus E420 - 222497018
Nikon D70 - D33697
Tamron 11-18mm lens - 011619

If any of this is spotted, please contact the police, not me!