Listening to the Voices in My Head

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism .
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Heading out when aikidomayland gets back from the tool engineering place (getting a tapering drill bit),  to check out replacement stove tops.  The one we have won't even boil water anymore (after a pot of water sat there for 45 min on high, I could put my hand and arm into it.  I've had baths warmer than that).  Want to check prices and see how much fitting needs to be done.

Then,  off to dance class.  Must work on some music for upcoming performance.

After class, _meegan and I have to do some shopping to get her mom some housewarming presents. :)  Also, have to pick up a decent pruning saw

Come home, and trim and hack the branches of the jacarandia and wattle tree back, so I have clear easterly view from the top of the driveway. 

aikidomayland and spawn have learned to not say I don't work.  I might not go to an office, or a 9 to 5 place, but I do work. 

Just hoping tonight, I get to play a bit.  (looks wistfully at the astro-camera)