Oh, this is a great idea
Jul. 29th, 2005 08:35 amDear Red States,
We, the Blue States, are tired and embarrassed of being associated with you and have declared July 5th to be our New Independence Day from you. We now have a two day holiday since we will, of course, continue to honor July 4th for our independence from England in addition to July 5th for our independence from your ignorance.
( you know you have to keep reading )
We, the Blue States, are tired and embarrassed of being associated with you and have declared July 5th to be our New Independence Day from you. We now have a two day holiday since we will, of course, continue to honor July 4th for our independence from England in addition to July 5th for our independence from your ignorance.
( you know you have to keep reading )
