Dear A.W and C.N.

[anysia]

If you are going to call Meegan's house, and pretend to be someone named "Emma", you should remember a few things. Meegan knows your voices; we both remember that A.W.'s stage name is Emma, but the kicker is if you are going to use a false name, and try to pump Meegan for information, you should really not call yourself by your real name after saying your name is "Emma".

I guess brains isn't something either of you suffer from an overabundance.