Now this isn't funny *snrk* Seriously, it's not.

[anysia]

Biker's Penis hit by lightning

AN Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

That's just as long as lightning doesn't stike in the same place twice.

Comments

[delicious-irony.livejournal.com]

Is that like the old trick of rigging a truck battery up to a metal urinal?

Apparently the charge makes it impossible for the poor saps to shut off the stream, so the only way to break the circuit is to swivel sideways. Spraying the guy beside them with pee.

...or so I've heard.
*innocent whistle*

[halspacejock.livejournal.com]

I've heard of flashing, but that's taking it to extremes.

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

he's just lucky the lightning didn't react with the urinal pucks, and give his penis super-speed.

[lifein2x3.livejournal.com]

See, from most guys, that would be bragging raised to a new level.