An email from a friend

[anysia]

As much as i hate to admit, some of these are pretty funny...

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

and one for you to answer, 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

Comments

[roya-spirit.livejournal.com]

So we could have something to bitch about?

[anysia.livejournal.com]

One answer I got was "Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_amethyst_rose_/]

One of my friends told us that joke (#8) just a few weeks ago with the vibrator answer. But then there seem to be few conversations with her when vibrators don't come up. Interestingly, she is extremely happy in her marriage of 30 years.