Worst Christmas Joke ever!
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anysiaA Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night,
when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said
to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No,
I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument
about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a
Communist Party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official
approached, the man said "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially
raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked
on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the
man quietly replied, "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear
when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said
to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No,
I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument
about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a
Communist Party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing." As the official
approached, the man said "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially
raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked
on.
But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the
man quietly replied, "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear
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Date: 2004-12-23 07:16 am (UTC)PUN ALERT!!
*giggle*
Date: 2004-12-23 07:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-23 02:02 pm (UTC)oh, not allowed to laugh at puns.
*snicker*
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Date: 2004-12-23 05:23 pm (UTC)*g* Thanks!