anysia | Compliments of my rude neighbors' dog

I have a flaming earache from wearing headphones to drown out the (sarcasm on) melodious tones(sarcasm off) of their dog barking all F$#KING DAY! Both the cats are edgy and jumpy because of the constant barking. My house is cold, because if I open the windows and doors to let some fresh warm air in, it starts barking, and won't stop.

I have been dutifully filling out the 'nuisance dog' diary (dates and times the mutt barks) and have less than one page to fill. It's not the dogs' fault, it's the dogs' owners.

But I am the one with the earache, headache and on edge.