anysia | Timing is everything

I was reading about Anne "The Bullshit Artist" Coulters' latest oral screw up over on Crooks and Liars.

I read this aloud to

aikidomayland whilst he was sipping on cranberryjuice mixed with lemon soda: "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," Coulter said. "That's just a joke, for you in the media."

He asked me "Ah, Bushs' mouthpiece?"

I say "I think she sits on his face." totally deadpan.

*choke gasp spit drink back into cup to prevent it from going into sinuses* *GLARE*