Want to know what's weird?

Weird is the feeling of kneeling down on the floor with two total knee replacements. It doesn't 'hurt', but feels really weird. Good news, the item I was looking for was under the bed. Yay.

Weird is also when it's quiet in the house, I can hear my knees clicking and clacking as I walk. *squick* I will start humming or singing a song to drown the sound out.