Final notice? How about a first one?

I've been waiting for a specific item to show up for the past few weeks. Lurking, watching to make sure I didn't miss the delivery.

Nada. So, I called the post office to see if there was a parcel there. Nope.

Got the mail from the letterbox, took out the mail. Then I started swearing. On top of all the letters is a "Final Notice" to pick up a parcel.

I called the post office... and got the usual "Would you like to lodge a complaint?" Like that will do any #%^$%@( good.