If I ever find the Mutherfu...

If I ever find the SOB that hacked my son, Alans', password on his IM account, and sent the message to a friend of mine that my adult son, Paul, had a heart attack and was in the hospital, so I get a panicky phone call, and then play phone tag to straighten it out, I will unload a can of whupass on said person.

I             Don't               Need                 This                     SHIT.