Movie Review
May. 18th, 2004 04:03 pmSaw Van Helsing .... Now, for my opinion.
Hugh Jackman decked out in black leather goth is wonderful eyecandy. The friar was absolutely hillarious, and a wonderful addition. The FX was pretty damned good too (with the exception of the incredible flying stage coach, but I won't describe it in detail as to not spoil). But the Vamp Barbie Bimbos and some of the story dialoge was so cheesy you could spread it on crackers. Whoever wrote some of those lines should be shot,or at least flogged. And that Princess... Egads, some of her lines were the worst.
( Danger Will Robinson! Spoilers )
Hugh Jackman decked out in black leather goth is wonderful eyecandy. The friar was absolutely hillarious, and a wonderful addition. The FX was pretty damned good too (with the exception of the incredible flying stage coach, but I won't describe it in detail as to not spoil). But the Vamp Barbie Bimbos and some of the story dialoge was so cheesy you could spread it on crackers. Whoever wrote some of those lines should be shot,or at least flogged. And that Princess... Egads, some of her lines were the worst.
( Danger Will Robinson! Spoilers )
